March 2011
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August 2010
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July 2010
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Reasons Neville is a BAMF
beetleatbay:
oh-potter-you-rotter:
(via definitely—maybe)
1. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
2. When Harry and Ginny’s children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.
3. Voldemort didn’t light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it...
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
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January 2010
8 posts
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“Leonard: (singing Boston by Augustana) God, that’s a good song. Sheldon: If...”
– 1x03, The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (via trickistokeepbreathing) (via fuckyeahsheldonpenny)
December 2009
0 posts
draco malfoy is not to be disturbed while mending...
fuckyeahtomfelton:
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lets get together, baby, show u want i got in my sweater, baby
You: what the fuck are you babbling on about, you stupid bitch
Stranger: whoaa rude ! :[
You: i’m trying to fix this god damn vanishing cabinet and i can’t...
October 2009
8 posts
Dear Morons:
beetleatbay:
Good evening. This is just a PSA to let you all know there is a button called “REBLOG.” Typically, you can find it in the right hand corner of the posts.
If you like what you see. Don’t be a TOOL and SAVE it and make a new post. REBLOG IT. AND IF YOU STEAL THISISTHRILLER’S STUFF AGAIN I WILL SHANK YOU.
Kthx.
Blanche: Ah! Look at the shameless way she's flirtin' with him... Disgustin'!
Rose: You flirted with him.
Blanche: I'm from the South. Flirting is part of my heritage.
Rose: What do you mean?
Dorothy: Her mother was a slut too.
September 2009
12 posts
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him...”
– Harry Potter, Order Of The Phoenix
Watchdon’t look at me i’m bothered! jimmy fallon does robert pattinson better than robert pattinson does himself.
March 2009
2 posts
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy....”