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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lets get together, baby, show u want i got in my sweater, baby
You: what the fuck are you babbling on about, you stupid bitch
Stranger: whoaa rude ! :[
You: i’m trying to fix this god damn vanishing cabinet and i can’t have your shit of a voice distracting me
Stranger: you whatt ?!
Stranger: :[
You: okay let me dumb this down so even those without a trace of a brain cell can comprehend
You: while you’re shouting obscene and altogether ridiculous lyrics to probable korean strangers on the most fucking retarded website ever invented, i’m painstakingly mending a god damn cabinet so my family doesn’t get brutally murdered in their fucking sleep
You: so perhaps your worries of whether your replies are in an aesthetically pleasing format or that one of your words has an extra unnecessary letter for the rest of the emo fucks teeming this place will somehow become markably inferior compared to mine
You: now fuck off, you dumb bitch
Stranger: you have anger issues
You: HOUSE OF MALFOY REPRESENT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i am in tears laughing.
